Last week I started dieting again. This time I made up my own diet where I didn't eat unless I was hungry and if I was I ate Christmas cookies and alternated between drinking Diet Coke, coffee, and water.
Yesterday I weighed myself and I think I may have lost half a pound! Now I just need to add a bit of exercise. I am going to Google how many calories one burns during sex although I'm pretty sure it's 80. (No wonder everyone is so skinny before they get married.)
This is a diet that anyone can stick to (unless you're a Nun) so I probably should write a book about it since dieting subjects are one of the top book sellers in our country.
I wonder how many calories yelling at children or spouses burns. Hmmm....
-C
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I am on a similar diet. Matt wants me to eat more healthy food, but after I've already ate a whole plate of cookies, I can't go eat MORE food, even if it is healthy food, ya know? I'm gonna write a diet book called "Rockstar Anorexia". You only drink rockstar- that's it- no food. Maybe we should collaborate?!
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